And a word on: Purchasing a Pet

Ok, i have made a decision to purchase a pet, but no like a dog or something, i want something that can be a mate as well, sit back with etc. Well i thought of the perfect pet, a helper monkey. i got the idea from this website: http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org, they train monkeys for the disabled, but all i have to do is go steal a trainined monkey from the business, i mean its not like they can chase me, assuming there staff are all in wheelchairs as well, which is highly unlikely...
anyway, been thinking of names for the little fella, but i think im going to go with Craig, maybe Brett, but has to be some Aussie name.

think of the possibilities of owning a helper monkey, its fucking genious, im going to take him in town and he get my drinks, and pick out ladies to say hello to. im going to teach him to talk as well, and he is going to wear a nappy. Man im going to get so lazy, he is going to feed me, bath me, dress me, tuck me in bed at night and hopefully read me a ned time story. rar ri rarr rroor rarr arir ahaha aarrhgh ahrrhghg

And a word on: Dickhead boat drivers

So there we were, on the lake, wakeboarding our arses off in this water that was so smooth you get a pefect reflection of yourself on it. Its an awesome feeling cutting off the wake onto mirror like water, and when i say cut, i mean elbow in the water cut. Anyway, i want you dumb people who drag donuts around to read this blog and learn a god damn lesson.
1. If you are pulling a donut with people in it (if you were pulling a donut without people in it im going to be more pissed off), you should take it out away from the smooth water. The smooth water is hard to find, and should only be reserved for skiers and wakeboards, but donuters, please go away some where and stop pissing the rest of us off by hanging around our area. Jerks
2. People fishing, ok, i enjoy a fish as well, but for fucks sake, dont sit in an area where you can clearly see people are trying to wakeboard or ski. there is 1 massive bloody lake, and you decide to use an area that will piss everyone off.

Ok, so play your damn silly games ya barsteds, i dont care. But dont fucking winge when we wake nice and close to you, and for your donuters, where going to take up most of the area by coming right at ya.

you know whats funny, wheres my washboard?